why do drugs when you can do me
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
pizza spelt its own name wrong
I’m going to keep reblogging this.
YES YES YES YES ALL OF THIS YES YES.
Shove this post down the throat of every single school board member and politician.
Sitting upright in a chair. Polished from her metallic gold wig to her patent leather high heels, gripping a clipboard. Remarkably unchanged except for the vacant look in her eyes.
If something happens, don’t expect me to risk my life trying to save yours.
#fuck anyone who says that derek isn’t a hero#he’s always the person putting his life on the line to protect people#even when he’s previously said he wouldn’t#his actions speak louder than his words#and he always always does his hardest to protect people around him#derek doesn’t need to become a hero#derek’s always been a hero (via)
that’s not a typo
that is not a typo
people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol?
"McDonald’s is always hiring! :)"
"Ask for more hours!"
"Get a better job. You’re just being lazy! "
"Just go out and apply! There’s plenty of jobs out there!"
"Why are you working 2-3 part time jobs when you could just be working one full time job??"